Conversations

Modern archetypes.

Friend: Oh my god, I need to show this guy’s Facebook profile picture. He is such a douche.

Me: Let me guess, he’s wearing sunglasses indoors?

Friend: Dude, yes!

Me: And a suit?

Friend: ….yes…

Me: Gelled hair?

Friend: Wow, yeah.

Me: Soul patch?

Friend: No, see? Holds phone up to show me the photo.

Me: Damn it! ‘Touching the glass so as to show off his expensive watch!’ So close.

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