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Debate

Is it weird that I totally want one of these Up Bands that track every. single. thing. you do and then tell you what you can do to be more healthy?

Con: I mean, I already know what I can do to be more healthy: Get up and move around more. Drink all the water. Go to bed at a decent hour, not just think about how I should go to bed and then watch another episode of Friday Night Lights. Did that thing grow out in nature? No? Then don’t put it in your mouth.

Pro: But, it’s so cute! And I need it because technology.

Con: Damn girl, you don’t even own an iPhone. It won’t even work with your janky Droid! Plus, $130. For a plastic thing on your wrist.

Pro: But $130 is nothing compared to the cost an unhealthy life will cost in the long run, with doctor’s visits and medications and oversized muumuus and one of those sticks with a washcloth on the ends that I will need to clean by Jabba-the-Hut-looking self if I don’t get one RIGHT NOW.

Con: cough cough Gym membership.

Pro: Aw, snap. But… I mean–

Con: Mmmmhmmm.

Pro: The gym’s hours suck (I mean, why would a gym close at 7:00pm?)–

Con: MMMMHMMMM.

Pro:  — and the people who work there are so goddamn perky and all up in my grill about “pushing myself” and “visualizing my goals” —-

Con: MMMMHMMMMM.

Pro: Goddamn it, fine! Fine! I won’t buy it and I’m just going to lie on the couch all night because what it the point of doing anything remotely close to exercising if I can’t have it! ** Runs into bedroom and slams the door**

Con: Yup.

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